Too fetch for your ass

Hi this is my blog, i express my feelings on this shit so uh if you dont like it then too bad :) 1998 do the math. Have a lovely day


doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

(via gnarly)

You left a mess (via psychedelicl0ser)

(via i-dont-wanna-be-heree)

You knew I was fragile, but you fucking dropped me anyway.


why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

(via letsget-high-offlaughter)



My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via letsget-high-offlaughter)

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